How nice, they set aside a day for my Ex...Fools Day!
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First rule on April Fools day: Keep your volume turned off at all times. God only knows what you're going to click on.
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wants everyone to know that I will not take any "serious" Facebook status updates seriously today...so if you're dying, we'll talk about it tomorrow.
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I'd like to take this moment to explain that everything I have ever said is in fact an April Fools Day joke.
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April Fools Day huh? So today is either going to end with me laughing or in custody...
-April Fools status
April Fools Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
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