On April Fools Day, my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up a level to borderline psychosis.

likes to spend this day remembering all of the idiots who have come and gone in my life.

is on watch for any high jinks, horseplay or shenanigans today. Don't even think about it.

Gullible people should just avoid Facebook for the next 24 hours.

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late." ~Jack Handey

RIP {insert facebook friends name} I will never forget you...