If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
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I'm sure whatever you have to say can wait till you're smarter.
Sarcasm is my mother tongue.
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Oh, I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business.
You gotta love Superbowl Sunday! A day where overweight, middle-aged, balding men sit on their couches, chugging beer and scarfing food, screaming at 20 year old athletes that they're doing it all wrong.
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Are you always this dumb or are you making a special effort today?
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