I refuse to watch any presidential debates until both candidates are hooked up to lie detectors.
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Facebook is still the best way to keep in touch with people you don't want to keep in touch with.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is the most whimsical film about the systematic murder of children that I have ever seen.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
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Maybe its Maybelline...or maybe its Photoshop.
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