Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
-angry Facebook status
You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.
-quotes about fake people
Is "you look like someone that enjoys good food" a compliment, or was I just called fat?
-quotes about rude people
The number of words in your Starbucks coffee order is equal to the number of times I wanna kick the back of your head while standing in line.
-quotes about waiting
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
-open minded quotes
Actions speak louder than words. Your words mean nothing to me when your actions are telling me different.
-actions speak louder than words quotes