Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except for you.
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The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
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The internet: Where the inane and stupid go head-to-head with the passionate and misinformed!
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You can blame absolutely everything on your parents. It's either genetics, or how they raised you.
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If your glass is always half empty, buy smaller glasses.
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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
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