I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes.

I don't have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.

In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without Google.

Don't you love that awesome moment when your mom thinks that you have no money for school and gives you more.

High 5's are a great way to slap someone in the face by "accident".