Looking for the BEST Status or a GOOD Status for Facebook? You can find a ton below.

To find your cool robot name, take the first 16 digits of your credit card & combine it with the expiration date and security code. What's yours?

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If I'm ever in jail my one call is going to be to the Koolaid guy.

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Teaching your kids to swim isn't hard...You just throw them in the deep end and either they learn to swim or you get your social life back.

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Sometimes I wonder if the old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting for their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?

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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

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Dear Axe Body Spray, Please put a suggested serving size on your bottles. Sincerely, Choking Girls Everywhere

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