Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away. Happy Valentines Day!
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I love with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger. Happy Valentines Day!
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If you ever get mauled by a bear with a chainsaw, I hope he stays away from your face... cause I think you are kinda cute... Happy Valentines Day!
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Happy Early Valentines Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest Valentines Day of my life.
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I'm using Pinterest to show people the perfectly romantic Valentine's Day I won't be having.
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If I had to live without you I'd shoot myself......but only in the foot. I mean I love you, but I'm not an idiot.
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