Today is the perfect day to belittle our single friends.
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There's no one else I'd rather spend this annual obligation with. Happy Valentines Day!
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Rest Assured that however crappy your Valentines Day is, Instagram and Photoshop can make it look romantic!
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I love you more than Kanye West loves himself. Happy Valentines Day!
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They won't be able to fit what I'm about to do to you on a conversation heart. See ya tonight. Happy Valentines Day!
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Valentines Day... Because Love isn't quite Complicated enough as it is...
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