Hey, person I went to high school with: If your Facebook friend request is more communication than we had in high school, the answer is no.
-rude friendship status
If Monday had a face, I'd punch it.
-funny work facebook status
It appears my back was made for stabbing...
When advertising your business on the side of your car it's probably a good idea not to drive like a complete jerk!
-cool posts for facebook
You can't trust anybody these days...you think you have a great friend until you turn around and realize they have a knife 6 inches deep in your back.
Don't make so many promises if you can't even keep one.