It's not that I don't believe you, I'm just 100% sure you're full of crap.
-sarcastic status messages
Some status updates need a "This is why I unfriended you" button.
-being annoyed status
Once I delete your number you're deleted from my life.
-quotes about moving on
What goes around comes around, that's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
No matter how well you think you know someone, they will eventually show their true colors.
-angry fb status
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.