If I send you a text and you don't respond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead to me.
-best angry status
Every time you post a cryptic Facebook status update about someone because you don't have the guts to say who you are talking about, I'm going to assume it's about me.
I sometimes wish that I WASN'T old enough to know better.
-annoyed quotes for facebook status
I am wondering why the phrase, "It's none of my business" must always be followed by, "but"?
-irritated fb status
Do not raise your voice. Improve your argument.
-good quotes for facebook
It's going to take a lot more than a few LIKES on my Facebook page to make me forget what a jerk you were in high school.
-status on mean people