If you canít figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing, and start walking.
-walk away quotes
I will not delete you or block you. I am keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I am without you.
I'm trying realllly hard to find a good excuse...oh wait there is no good excuse for cheating in a relationship.
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness has never hired a hitman!
-best facebook posts
Definition of EX: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
-funny posts about relationships