Here's my cup of care. Oh look it's empty.
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My death will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.
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I just LOVE it when people are overly sarcastic. No, really, it's great! Keep it up!
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I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
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