Sarcasm... because punching people in the face is illegal.
Today is a perfect day to continue not giving a crap.
Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of their Facebook page.
-fb status updates sarcastic
It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.
-funny sarcastic posts for facebook
My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't.
-status sarcastic about camping
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.