I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
That sounds so cool! It's a shame I'm not interested...
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Please tell me about your problems again...Cause I care SO much about them.
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You sound way more intelligent with your mouth shut.
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If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said... wait no, then I'd be in debt!
I speak fluent sarcasm.
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