If I pay $40 to enter a haunted house, I better die!
Happy Halloween... may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!
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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
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Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.
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Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.
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Why can't Ghosts have babies? Cuz' they have Hollow weenies!
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