Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
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Thoughts of you Haunt me Day and Night! Happy Halloween!
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For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.
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I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candies that will not make it to Halloween.
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Never Trust the Living! -Beetlejuice
I want to wear the scariest costume I can think of to work for Halloween this year, so I'm going as a pregnancy test.
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