I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
-funny halloween post
Why don't skeletons like parties?... They have no-body to dance with!
-cute halloween phrases for kids
86% of Americans decorate their houses for Halloween... that means 14% of America is lame.
-halloween fun quotes
I am alone...I am utterly alone...
-halloween terms and phrases
Exercise should be more like Trick or Treating... Walk 20 feet, get a piece of candy, walk 15 feet, get a piece of candy...
-trick or treat funny sayings
Halloween isn't really that different than any other day... everyone's still pretending to be someone or something their not.
-clever halloween sayings