It's not Safe to Venture Out, As Goblins and Witches are All About...Happy Halloween!
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Who does Dracula get letters from?..........His fang club
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Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?.......Boo-tiques
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If you choose to believe that witches can fly, on magical broomsticks up in the sky, And Every Year at Octobers End, Ghosts upon us do descend, That Black Cats Shreik at Scary Sites, and Pumpkins Glow with Erie lights, Then once again for Me and You, Halloween is Deja BOO!!! Happy Halloween!
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What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?..........Spare ribs
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My lack of dusting skills will finally pay off on Halloween...
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