I don't know what's scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.
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Not saying I'd rather eat a bowl of thumb tacks than a bowl of candy corn just saying it'd be a difficult choice. Happy Halloween!
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Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me "for safe keeping".
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Dear Government: Please make the day after Halloween a National Holiday. Sincerely, Adults with Children and/or Hangovers
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I'm surprised kids haven't found a way to trick or treat online yet.
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If you really want to scare everyone this Halloween, dress up as intimacy.
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