When my wife is angry with me, instead of giving me the silent treatment, she just keeps talking.
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If the doctor says you only have six months to live, get married immediately. This will make the six months seem like forever.
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Women stop trying to fix men when they realize it's more fun to break them.
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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
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My wife has been giving me the silent treatment today. I just wish I knew what I did to upset her. So I can do it again when she starts to talk.
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The easiest way for me to tell if a woman is really listening to me is if she rolls her eyes.
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