You're not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone.
-facebook relationship quotes
I was lonely until I met YOU...I wish I was lonely again...
-sad Facebook statuses
My wife is pissed at me again. Apparently I am breathing wrong.
-funny marriage sayings
It's funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.
-funny friendship sayings
Marriage. Because your crappy day doesn't have to end at work.
-funny marriage status
No matter how angry I am at you, or how many times I say I am done with you, I really don't want to lose you.
-sad love status