When in search of the perfect person, make sure you don't lose a true love you already have because perfection is fantasy while truth is a reality.
-fb status on love
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
-funny sayings about marriage
He's not perfect, I'm not perfect. Our feelings and lives are not perfect. But we love each other and that's all that really matters.
-love each other quotes
Rules of a Relationship: Stay faithful :: Make your partner feel loved and wanted :: Respect your partner :: Don't flirt with others :: Make time for each other. Is this so hard?
-rules of a relationship saying
Here's a tip for you: When you start going out with someone, just after they go to sleep at night, put a nicotine patch on their arm. Then, just before they wake up in the morning, take it off again. This way, if they ever leave you, they'll get withdrawal symptoms, think it's love, and come back.
-funny sayings for facebook status
My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one.
-funny status for Facebook