I am going to log off my phone early tonight and spend some quality time with my wife because I am a good husband and I left my phone charger at work.
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Decided to friend my girlfriend on Facebook to get status updates on our relationship.
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At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"
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Men are a lot like shopping carts: When you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around.
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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible ...No, wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that. Never mind.
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life...
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