Of all of the things I miss the most, my wife says the toilet is the most annoying.
-funny marriage status
A good relationship doesn't need promises, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
Life is better with your best friend, that's why I Married mine!
-quotes about marrying your best friend
When your wife asks,"Do I look fat?" the correct response is, "Do I look stupid?"
-marriage sayings funny
Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you.
-ex boyfriend status or ex girlfriend status
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
-funny status about marriage