If people could hear the five seconds after we hit "end" on a call, we would all have no friends.
-rude status quotes
Hey Facebook, If I have 65 friends in common with someone and we're still not friends, it means I don't like them. Take a hint.
-sarcastic status updates
High 5's are a great way to slap someone in the face by "accident".
-funny sarcastic facebook status
It's going to take a lot more than a few LIKES on my Facebook page to make me forget what a jerk you were in high school.
-status on mean people
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.