When advertising your business on the side of your car it's probably a good idea not to drive like a complete jerk!
-cool posts for facebook
The more guys I get to know, the more I love my cats.
Everything in the world seems to be getting more expensive...except for some people I know...they are getting cheaper.
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
-funny status angry
Sometimes, I wish I could delete other people's Facebook Status updates.
-insulting status for friends
My wife has been giving me the silent treatment today. I just wish I knew what I did to upset her. So I can do it again when she starts to talk.
-funny wife quotes