I thinkthat everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.
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I'm not rude...I just wasn't taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can't stand.
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If I look intrigued while you're talking to me, it's because I'm thinking about how it would be possible to care less about what you're saying.
I think there's an idiot in every family. If you don't know who it is in yours...it's you.
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It's a shame that stupidity can't be converted into a usable energy source.
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