That sounds so cool! It's a shame I'm not interested...
-insulting status for facebook
Please tell me about your problems again...Cause I care SO much about them.
-sarcastic status for fb
You sound way more intelligent with your mouth shut.
-mean message for facebook status
I was lonely until I met YOU...I wish I was lonely again...
-sad Facebook statuses
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said... wait no, then I'd be in debt!
Saw someone try and park a car for about 10 minutes. I didnít see the person so Iím not going to assume what gender she was.
-funny jokes about women drivers