My GPS would make the perfect husband/wife...It sits quietly in the car, never complains about my driving, and when it has something to say, it says something useful.
-husband and wife quotes funny
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
Sarcasm... because punching people in the face is illegal.
You and I were meant to be... as far away from each other as possible.
-after breakup status
In life, it seems the group of people who are easily offended and the group of people who are easily confused tend to be the same group.
-facebook life quotes
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
-mean status quotes