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Have you ever looked at someone and thought, "Yep, you definitely have a person in your basement."?
-dark humor quotes
Are you always this dumb or are you making a special effort today?
-sarcastic facebook status updates
If you are always posting status updates about your HATERS, chances are I'm one of them.
-angry status for friends
Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job.
-status clever
I like those birthday reminders on Facebook because sometimes they remind me of the friends I need to delete.
-funny relatable posts
"You should take a picture of that meal and share it with me and everyone you know on Facebook!" -Said No One, Ever.
-funny statuses about facebook