I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you're a train wreck from all the way over here.
Here's my cup of care. Oh look it's empty.
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Collecting the most friends on facebook means nothing. Quality over Quantity every time.
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I really think you should change your mind. The one you have now SUCKS!
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.
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WARNING: Facebook contains traces of nuts.
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