There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.

Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be unhappy to find out it's not them.

Say what you will about Kristen Stewart's acting abilities, but I'm willing to bet she'd kick some serious ass in a poker game.

Somebody needs to start a dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.

I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.