I opened a Facebook page for my blow-up doll but she didn't last long. Someone poked her.
-funny quotes facebook
I've had just about enough of everything today. Except alcohol, of course. I definitely need more of that.
-funniest Facebook status
Billie jean is probably my favorite song about a guy getting out of child support.
-funny facebook like statuses
I totally take back all those times I didnít want to nap when I was younger.
-facebook best quotes
First rule of the ADHD club: Never talk about...Nice shoes! You ever own a ferret? I did. It Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Okay, who wants cookies?
-adhd funny quotes
Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but I think he is amazing! When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.
-hilarious quotes for facebook