I refuse to watch any presidential debates until both candidates are hooked up to lie detectors.

Facebook is still the best way to keep in touch with people you don't want to keep in touch with.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is the most whimsical film about the systematic murder of children that I have ever seen.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Maybe its Maybelline...or maybe its Photoshop.