Judging you one status at a time.
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He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
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How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches a freakin' turtle?
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If you go for a jog and you don't post it on Facebook, have you really jogged?
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People with no talent or skills have really got it made. No one will ever ask them to help out with anything.
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Looking at all the posts I make on facebook, you would never know I have a job. Looking at my paycheck makes me feel the same way.
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