Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it craps all over you.
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Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
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Deep thought and deep sleep can look a lot alike. At least, that's what I tell my boss.
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Of all of the things I miss the most, my wife says the toilet is the most annoying.
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This status is just a bookmark so I know where I left off reading.
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It's a shame that stupidity can't be converted into a usable energy source.
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