If you read my entire Facebook timeline from the beginning, you can witness my descent into madness.
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"Long story short" is usually when I start listening.
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75% of my regrets involve hitting "send".
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There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
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Facebook: Where people go to re-experience their childhood rejection & acceptance issues all over again.
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Apparently dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 53 in a 35.
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