I wonder how we really know that hard work never killed anybody, when the only reliable witness may be dead?
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I think that my voice of reason has duct tape over it's mouth.
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Wouldn't it be nice if real life was like Facebook and you could just vanish from a conversation whenever you wanted?
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Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you.
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I don't mean to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
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Marriage. When dating goes too far.
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