WITTY / CLEVER FACEBOOK STATUSES
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"In an unhealthy relationship" should definitely be a Facebook option.
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You had me at "Hell no."
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I am happy to report that it's been another successful day of not getting a single thing accomplished.
I have a strong will, but a weak won't.
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I forgot how to play "hard to get" but I'm getting pretty good at "hard to get away from".
If I could choose any way to destroy the world, I'd delete Google.
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