On Facebook, people respect you for sharing your deepest secrets and flaws. Unless those flaws are typos, in which case, die in a fire.
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It's pretty lame that blacking out doesn't mean that everyone else forgets too.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
I just saved a whole lot of money on car insurance by switching into reverse and fleeing the scene.
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The awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.
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As a child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this "Identity Theft".
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