I was planning to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
-funny quotes to put on facebook
When I grow up, I want to be a kid.
-relatable funny posts
Scientists still can't decide if insane people own multiple cats or if owning multiple cats makes people insane.
-funny cat status
Facebook is the most bizarre group therapy session I've ever attended.
-funny status about facebook
I ALWAYS hold the door open for ladies, but they never want to get in the van :(
-hilarious facebook posts
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.