I carry a "get out of jail free" card in my wallet. Just in case.
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"Dammit Im Mad" is spelled the same way backwards.
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If I ever get a jury summons, I figure I can just send them a link to my Facebook profile to get out of it.
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I'm guessing that the actual process of giving birth is what led to the extinction of the unicorn.
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Thinks that Facebook has ruined school reunions. Now everyone knows you"re full of crap before you get there...
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I don't like thinking before I say something. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
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