I think that boa constrictors get a bad rap. They don't mean to hurt anyone they are just really caring and who doesn't need a hug?
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What if aliens only abduct crazy people, because nobody will ever believe them?
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When people ask for my advice, I advise them not to take my advice. That really screws them up.
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I don't need drugs to have a good time, but I do need them to get through family functions.
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Just so ya know, sometimes I poke you while I am wearing socks.
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I always think of something sad when chopping onions so that I kill two birds with one stone.
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