I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say "He's in a better place now."
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Handy tip for new parents: If you want to wake up your baby, rest your head on a pillow.
Keep scrolling, I got nothing.
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Honestly, nine times out of ten, when you say "know what I mean?", I don't.
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I will probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook ever adds a dislike button.
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The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm all alone in a abandoned hospital and my flash-light isn't working properly.
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