I put the dumb in wisdom...
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Backwards written is this realize to you take it did long how?
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I just burned 1600 calories in 10 minutes! I forgot about the pizza in the oven.
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If you spend more time admiring your own posts then you do reading everyone else's, you're self absorbed. If you do the opposite, you're a stalker...
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I'm a very humble person, mostly because I'm so awesome.
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I'm in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I don't really have Tourette's.
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