At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"
-funny posts about women
Whenever I say, "I don't mean that in a bad way," I usually do.
-funny mean statuses
Natural selection sure is taking its sweet time with some people.
-sarcastic facebook posts
Impatience comes to those who wait.
Opinions are like Facebook accounts. Everybody has one, and everyone thinks theirs is the most interesting.
-clever funny status
Facebook is like a fridge. If you're bored you keep opening & closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good there.
-witty and hilarious status updates