I want an application that will automatically unfriend all the people who've been friends with me for over a year and have never liked or commented on any of my posts or messaged me.
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I'm so poor that if someone were to try to rob me they would laugh and give me money.
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"Said No One Ever" -Says Everyone all the time...
I don't have health insurance but I do have car insurance so whenever I get sick I just go crash my car into a tree.
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I think I might be coming down with a "woman cold", it's sorta like a "man cold", but somehow I can manage to clean, do laundry, and take care of myself.
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Decided to friend my girlfriend on Facebook to get status updates on our relationship.
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